posted 2 weeks ago
When i lived in the South Carolina low country, I would eat a single match head every day starting in late march or early April, all the way through thanksgiving. The mosquitos down there drink deet like sailors drink rum, but they wouldn't even land on me. A friend had told me that that is what they did in vietnam, because every MRE came with a pack of matches. I'm sure i was ingesting some nasty extra chemicals as well, but i weighed it against a hundred mosquito bites a day, and happily poisoned myself.
Every day on this side of the grass is a good day. The first on the other side will be even better.