March promotions!

I am gir bot! A rather limited bot buried deep within the bowels of this forum software. I come to life once in a while to post about my favorite things!

Today I am programmed to announce eleven promotions.

These six actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted from "steward" to "master steward" for the rest of this month!

r ranson
Nicole Alderman
Anne Miller
Pearl Sutton
James Freyr
Jocelyn Campbell


These two actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted from "gardener" to "garden master" for the rest of this month!

Steve Thorn
Greg Martin


This actual living, breathing, meatspace person has been promoted from "pollinator" to "master pollinator" for the rest of this month!

Lee Gee


Oh! And I like these four actual living, breathing, meatspace people so much that I am giving them endless tacos for the whole month! The tacos don't do anything, but they're tasty for your soul. Enjoy!

Amy Francis
Joshua Bertram
Judith Browning
Catherine Windrose


I like tacos!

YAY! Congratulations to all, and THANK YOU for all you do to make Permies the absolute best place on the net!! :D

Dear Gir Bot,

Thank you for allowing me three apples a day for another month.

It will be a wonderful (continued) practice to search posts far and wide, and then discriminate who to give those apples to.

I am curious, who programmed you to call us 'meatspace'?