When that song kicked in, I started singing, "Oh its ladies night and the feeling's right, oh yes its ladies night oh what a nigh (oh what a night)"
"The rule of no realm is mine. But all worthy things that are in peril as the world now stands, these are my care. And for my part, I shall not wholly fail in my task if anything that passes through this night can still grow fairer or bear fruit and flower again in days to come. For I too am a steward. Did you not know?" Gandolf
You didn't ask if I was naked, you asked if I was decent. This is a decent, naked, tiny ad:
Contemplate spending the next 20 years puttering in permaculture projects