posted 12 years ago
"Pets? No, these aren't pets. They work for me."
- or
"Pets? No, these aren't pets. They're dinner."
Regardless, this should be discussed with the landlord before hand.
Most rental/pet agreements are based on the damage pets can do to the house.
He may be more flexible if he knows that they will always be outside.
If you think moving is a pain in the ass, don't make yourself do it twice.