Last week I tried making an image of a woman in permie style kitchen with her pet raven.
It didn't go quite the way I expected, but I rolled with it and ended up with a mini story.
First of all, it make the raven far too big. Which appeared to annoy the woman in the image.
I'm pretty sure she's saying...
Get off my freaking arm you great overgrown crow you...
I thought the kitchen was too much like an apothecary so I added 'herbs hanging to dry' to the prompt. And the result was, to me, utterly hilarious.
"Tried to warn you. Now you shall become pie..."
So I added pie to the prompt...
Mmmm, pie....
Then I tried to add chutney to the image, as I'd spent a few days converting a glut of frozen figs into fig-and-lemon chutney. The raven was still up to his tricks though...
You dropped half a fresh lemon into the chutney I just made. You wanna end up in a pie like your brother did or what?
You see this fig? I'm gonna give you ONE guess where I'm gonna shove it if that bloody bird drops anything else into my chutney...
What the heck have you dropped into my pot of herbs, Raven? That's it. I'm done with having you in the house. You can go and live outside. No idea how you managed to get yourself in here anyway. Now go. Shoo!
So we moved proceedings to the garden. It seemed to go well at first.
They're not quite so annoying out here, even if they are breeding like rabbits. I guess they can breed like rabbits if they want. Up to them really...
And then the AI started to turn things really weird and I decided to play along with it...
I should never have said 'let them breed like rabbits' should I? Why are they so freaking annoying?
But then, over the years, I learned to go with the flow a little.
Ravits are less annoying than ravens. With no pokey beak or grabby claws that drop things where they don't belong.
Plus, they do make an exceptionally tasty pie...