posted 10 months ago
Had to educate a possum last night. It seems he missed the lessons about leaving my chickens alone. I did everything I could to scare it off, and it was either too scared to run or too sick or stupid. I yelled at it. Then went inside for the spray bottle, then sprayed it. (Yeah. like you spray a cat. In case you're curious, that is a less effective training method for possums.) Then went inside for the gun. Didn't know where the zipper started, (It's in a case.) or where the shells were. Came back, yelled again, taught myself how to load a pump action, put in one shell. Went close enough to be sure. (And to miss the chickens.) Shot up in the air to scare it. I went back to the porch, loaded another shell, chased the ejected empty, went back, shot the ground about three feet in front of it. On purpose. It backed up about a foot. This was the first time it moved. I went back to the porch, loaded another shell, chased the empty, went back over and showed it I can't shoot. At any time it could've left and we'd've called it a wash. It didn't. Sadly, I had to administer the final lesson. It was a little sad, but it took. We're getting along much better now. Today I helped him move into his new place. I marked the spot, so I can come visit. (After I put the shovel away.) This spring, I think I'll try to teach him to push up daisies squash. David Good (David the Good on youtube) has had some success in that area, maybe it'll work for me too.