After several repetitions of:
-quarrels with my housemates/family regarding the questionable little tupperware full of seeds, paper towel and
compost in the back of the fridge and inquisitions as to whom threw one out or spilled pickled brine on another
-stressful, panicked rinses and peroxide baths to mitigate a musty scent or fuzzy seed coat
-waiting longer than I'd prefer to get seeds in, in order to satisfy a 3-month stratification NECESSITY
...I've decided that this artificial fridge stratification thing might be for suckers.
Why did it even come to be? My best guess is because most folks do their seed ordering in either a too-warm part of the spring, or a part of the winter when the soil's ice. I've heard it posited that folks do it to ensure a seed is live and germinated before they give it a lifelong site in the ground.
So, can I ask your experiences? A few options in particular:
-Collecting recently thawed apple slop/seed slurry from the base of the tree, and picking the mushy frozen cherries of the trees in my area NOW. It's stratified, no? Would the deep freeze inflicted on the fruit still on the trees be a killer?
-Planting seeds in pots, to be left for good or ill out in the elements.
-Busting through the snow in January or February when most seed orders come in, then sowing and mulching deeply, then burying in snow again
-Giving the seeds a hella-soak or cold water bath (still very labourious and fridge-bound, but seemingly quicker and less infection-prone).
Fall sowing seems by far to be the best option, but some folks are crippled by squirrel attack, some plants are teenie weenie for ages (and may get lost before ID), and other folks (like the author) plumb missed the bus this year and want to compensate.