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Female orgasm induced by fungi aroma

 
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Yes, I thought that subject line might interest you.

Maybe you should go to Hawaii with your girlfriend, whatever gender you are.
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I see you have no comments. I'd bet you've gotten plenty of traffic though. Darn interesting content if you ask me. Before long someone will figure out a way to get this stuff bottled so one could buy it online. I plan to be the first customer.
 
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I'm looking forward to the first time I see a scene in a movie like this. You're hiking in Hawaii with your girlfriend, she starts to smell something and all of a sudden............
(PLay soft porn music in the background)
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A writer for Discover has now debunked this orgasm-mushroom story in exquisite, obsessive, and loving detail. It's a species of stinkhorn, and all it did was make her want to vomit:

“JAKE!” I screamed. “JAKE I FOUND ONE.”

He rushed over. For a moment, we both stood in silence, staring at the phallic fungus. Then he turned to me. “OK, so… I guess you should sniff it,” he said. I nodded. Slowly, I dropped to my knees. I closed my eyes and took a breath. I placed my hands in the soft mulch on either side of the fungus, and let the air out of my lungs. Then, I pushed my face next to its orange stalk and breathed in as deeply as I could.

My physiological reaction was immediate and strong. In less than a heartbeat I was on my feet, staggering backwards, gagging.

“Are you OK?” Jake asked, concerned, as he rushed to my side. The taste was in my mouth. It was in my throat. This disgusting, foul, rottenness—there are no words that adequately describe the vile stench. Tears formed in my eyes. I nearly vomited.

 
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Y'all keep dreaming. This is what women call the "fungi fake". Thought you had us figured out didn't you?
 
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Karen Layne wrote:Y'all keep dreaming. This is what women call the "fungi fake". Thought you had us figured out didn't you?


You mean a fun-guy doesn't cut it anymore?
 
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Sorry Kyrt (and all the other fun-guys). Those psychedelic 'shrooms will make you have crazy dreams.
 
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eS.RwFEUI0IA
Check this out- all reputable ethno mycologists.
 
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You tube says, "This video does not exist."
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Sorry about that John, I guess I haven't figured out how to link properly.
If you type 2014 telluride shroomfest into the google search engine it should pop up.
The panel of ethnomycologests features John Halliday who discuses the orgasmic stink weed, funny stuff.
My wife and several of my female friends are very intrigued by our local stinkhorns.
there is an old Nanabhoozoo story about how Nanabhoozoo told the village women if they sat on this particular mushroom they could get pregnant.
So Nanabhoozoo stripped naked lay down and covered himself with leaves.
Well of coarse you know how these story's go. the wrong group of women showed up! they wer picking mushrooms for dinner.
 
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