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Sometimes life gets a little strange & humans have a tendency to get entertainment out of it.

Tonight we took ""How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and played around with it a little bit.

Worst - "How many books can a bookseller sell if a bookseller could sell books

Best - "How much stones could a stoner stone if a stoner could stone stones."

What can you come up with?

Have fun!

 
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Hmm....tried in my head for a minute and nothing yet, but I'll take you up on the limericks part of your title.  Here's one:

A friend who's in liquor production,
Has a still of astounding construction,
The alcohol boils,
Through old magnet coils,
He says that it's proof by induction.

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There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, 'It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard! '
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