I saw the original about 18 years ago, and was never sure if it was legitimate. I printed it out, but lost the last page, so am glad to see it complete to show friends.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day. Tiny lumberjack ad:
World Domination Gardening 3-DVD set. Gardening with an excavator. richsoil.com/wdg