I have had a close encounter with nature - wildlife, actually.
Back in my hippy days, I was cycling my rainbow bike through a park which had deers. Ahead I saw a
deer starting to walking onto the
concrete pathway (grass either side of it). I duly slowed down allowing for it to pass across....except it
didn't! It just froze on the spot. Much to my horror I couldn't brake in time/fast
enough and....yes, you've guessed it, I bumped into its backside! (I could have been done for it since the deer are royal property, I learned later). The deer seemed fine - just ran away.
It left me on the ground, underneath my bike. Someone came up and, again I didn't get the expected reaction (e.g. 'are you alright?') He picked up my bike and exclaimed that it was fine. Jeez....thanks!