posted 4 weeks ago
Maybe treat the pears as quinces . . . they are also like rocks, coarse grate them and make a chutney - I have a recipe if that's of any interest.
Fast ripen by putting them in some sort of container with a banana, or just stew 'em and use for a crumble or pie (good with added sultanas and orange juice)
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