Three raccoons in a trenchcoat, looking for a human

Hello! We are Billy, Sandy, and Slim, three raccoons in a trench coat. We love permaculture very much. Especially if it involves peaches. Or corn. Really, plums or cherries are good too…

We are looking for a human to share a journey of fun companionship. We promise to help out too. We will plant cherry pits for you in the garden, the hallway, the dining table, or on top of the bed.

We also would like to invite our friends over on occasion, and need a particular kind of doorknob or separate door so we can get in and out whenever we want.

This is the sort of relationship we are looking for:  

Hello! We are Fumbles, Mumbles, and Tumbles! I know you said you were looking for a human but would you consider a trio of goblins to set forth on an adventure with?

I'm sure we could bond over all things shiny, filthy and really anything that catches our collective eyes.

If interested, leave a message at the nearest cave entrance but beware of the bridge troll who wanders by from time to time. He tends to be hungry!

One's on the bottom, strong is he, two's in the middle carrying three, three's pretending not to be ...

That video of the raccoons eating hotdogs made my day! Good luck finding your human!