posted 6 years ago
You can always put the bale at the top of a hill, cut away the twine and configure it so that it unrolls and you nudge it down the hill. Then you can collect up the layer of hay however you wish.
Or you can cut through it with a chainsaw. Layer by layer, it will unfold.
However, if you've got access to that kind of hay and a loader, I would imagine that you've got access to manure as well. As someone mentioned above, you could inoculate the bale with mushroom slurry and then put a couple of big scoops of manure on top. Wet the bale really well first (preferably with non-chlorinated water) and the pour a big 5 gal. pail of slurry water over the top of it. Add manure. Wait. Keep it sufficiently moist by sticking a hose on top of the bale and soaking it for a good 20 minutes or so. In 12 months, it should be well decomposed.
BUT WAIT -- there's MORE!
If you wanted, you could lay the bale on its side, climb up on top, and cut a hole into the center of the bale. THEN add your manure. Add water generously. Plant vining flowers in that center hole. Petunias. Lots of them. While the bale breaks down, it also serves as the world's largest flower planter. Heck -- I'd plant a couple sweet corn seeds as well as some pole beans and pumpkin --- a three-sister's hay bale. If you're already adding water and manure, you might as well get a return on your efforts while you're waiting for the bale to break down.
"The rule of no realm is mine. But all worthy things that are in peril as the world now stands, these are my care. And for my part, I shall not wholly fail in my task if anything that passes through this night can still grow fairer or bear fruit and flower again in days to come. For I too am a steward. Did you not know?" Gandolf