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My friend kid love this elf.
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Me? I got scared by "he see you when you sleeping" song.  Elf. no thanks.  this shows my feelings best

 
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Ya ....
I always thought that line about Santa;

"He sees you when your sleeping,
He know when your awake"

Had illicit surveillance, and stalkerish qualities!
 
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Alexa is now Santa. Always listening creepily, knows  too much, brings you presents, or not ...
 
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Douglas Alpenstock wrote:Alexa is now Santa. .......



But does she have Scarlett Johansson's voice?  If so, now I'm torn about the 'naughty or nice' part.........
 
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As long as it stays in Vegas ...

Added: Perhaps "Fatal Attraction" is suddenly prescient?
 
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If an elf shows up in my house, I'm putting it to work!
How it works will determine if I get tagged naughty or nice. if it slacks off, I may get tagged naughty...  
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Douglas Alpenstock wrote:

Added: Perhaps "Fatal Attraction" is suddenly prescient?



Do you think the Amazon.com designers had a sense of humor when they bestowed the name?     In any case, I've now moved Alexa far away from the pet bunny.... ;-0
 
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