I've read that most tough people, including gun carrying gang bangers, are scared to death of animals like goats. Probably because people fear what they do not understand, and most people don't know that goats basically won't hurt you. So get lots of goats, and a few mean roosters, use real name at will and laugh your ass off at any internet predator who shows up to try and harm you.

If a person really doesn't want people finding them on the internet just delete your facebook, it's the real place to fear.