Weather here has just been the usual rain and light wind - no hail or freezing temps (although we have been told to expect up to 20cm/8in of rain over the next few days from the atmospheric river which will be rolling-in in a few hours from now). If I happen to see the homeowner outside sometime, I'll ask if the umbrellas are serving some purpose or just ornamental.
So there I was, trapped in the jungle. And at the last minute, I was saved by this tiny ad:
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