Manicured Perennial Weed Barriers To Prevent The Infiltration Of Rhizomatic Or Stoloniferous Weeds
Many of the most pernicious weeds in the annual garden are perennial rhizomatic and stoloniferous weeds like quackgrass and Cirsium arvense, the creeping or Canada thistle. And many weeds in this subset are also allelopathic, waging chemical warfare on their less aggressive neighbors, stunting or killing plants of other species or inhibiting the germination of their seeds. Whatever benefits they might provide in mining for scarce minerals, and whatever benefits they provide in improving soil structure through their roots and their eventual decay—they are not a good solution to those problems in the annual garden.
While observing the garden I remarked to myself that the edge of my garlic bed needed to be weeded for the umpteenth time so that it wouldn't rob my bed of moisture—I have very limited irrigation. I stopped and asked myself "If you keep telling yourself to do it, then why haven't you prioritized it? Are you just being lazy, or is there a reason you've made it such a low priority?"
It's true. Weeding is a never-ending task that I loathe doing. I know that it's a losing battle, so I chose the plants that can win, or they die trying. In the annual garden I go to great lengths to avoid it. Deep mulches as high as I can make them without killing the plants I'm trying to protect and a liberal application of
urine to keep the
voles from adopting the bed as their personal McMansion. Even that is work, but I much prefer listening to the birds in the cool morning air and the
schwing of the scythe as I separate leaves of grass from their respective plants like some miniscule, alopecic bison, masticating a sea of diverse greens with my one, massive, metal tooth and then shitting—metaphorically—that fertility back out across the landscape where it feeds the soil and continues the circle of life.
But that's just me.
As I stare at the weeds clawing at the proverbial doors of my garlic bed I ask myself again the question that's been keeping me up at night for weeks "Are you lazy or are you not prioritizing this for a reason?"
My mind, seeing that it's backed me into considering that I'm just not cut out for this homestead life, tries another tact. "Well, why is it that you think you need to weed it so badly?"
"They'll rob the moisture from the bed. We have terrible drought, and it's already starting, and I don't have the resources to water this bed."
"Yeah, dude. We haven't had rain in 3 weeks. Have you even looked at the bed?"
I was right. What I'd failed to realize was that the reason I noticed the weeds every time I walked by the garlic bed was because they were so thick, luscious, and dark green that all I wanted to do was eat them (and often did.) But not only was the garlic—not 6 inches away—not showing any apparent signs of suffering, it was actually thriving. And the peas, the peas that I'd planted as a
fuck you to companion
gardening writers that told me that I couldn't interplant garlic with peas,
those peas were chugging right along. I had packed so much abundant fertility and loving mulch into the bed that all of my plant children, chosen or not, could get along with each other.
#tappedtheChristianmarket
(Sorry. Can't go around looking sappy. It's bad for my image… as a neurotic, unemployed, ne'er-do-well.)
I had already hypothesized that these weeds were trapping in fertility that otherwise would have washed away in the rain. The reason they were so lush and green, the reason they were packed so tightly that you couldn't pass a credit card between them if they offered to sell you the secret to the perfect garden, the reason is because they were lining up to protect the abundant fertility I'd provided so that it wouldn't wash away in our usually heavy rains.
"Oh! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait…"
But now I was looking, I mean, really looking. If they were already doing this much thankless work, how much more did I need to thank these weeds for?
And then I saw it. Where the thistle had not already made itself a permanent member of this miniature hedge it had struggled to gain a foothold in my garlic bed. Between the thick mulch and what must, by now, be an impenetrable wall of roots, the thistles which has made it into the bed at all were small and sickly looking. They had slaughtered before—especially my be-sandaled toes—but they had never waged true warfare against an army of allies so dedicated to peace that they would risk their lives for the outsiders planted there by a benevolent—or perhaps just lazy—god, and demand that this invader lay down it's many prickly swords.
Okay. The plants probably didn't think that highly of me. More likely they were just hoping I was lazy enough to figure this out before I killed them and shot myself in the foot at the same time.
I wonder if that was the realization that started the transition of the Judeo-Christian world from the Old Testament to the New Testament?
I knew that this was supposed to happen. Eventually. Eventually the organic matter and mulch would maximize water retention in the soil and almost nothing would stop things from growing at that point. But not this soon, and even
those people, the ones who had discovered the miracle of mulch before me, weeded their annual gardens. Do they know something I don't, or did their skill in procrastination just never reach the level that mine has?
New plan: surgically excise the offending thistles with a well-sharpened hoe, thoroughly mulch the back half of the bed that you were going to get around to "at some point," and thus encourage weeds to fill in the remaining empty spaces.
But we're only out of the woods because we burned them down. There's still a raging inferno to contend with. Three weeks is chump change when you consider that in a typical year we have three to four consecutive months without rain. After I harvest the peas, I harvest the garlic, and after I harvest the garlic, I will harvest the legendary ulluco which will have been planted there since. Will I still think the weeds my friend when I discover the yields of my ulluco's succulent, neon tubers?
For their sake, and mine, I hope so.
Thanks for indulging me in dusting off my degree. If you like this style of writing let me know—just leave a comment or throw a like on this post—and I'll explore doing more writing like this. Maybe a book? Who knows. Depends on what people are into.
I didn't beat the rain. I got a lot of stuff in the ground, and got 90% of the way though prepping the big bed in the main garden—I ran out of compost halfway through so had a sift more out of the chicken run yesterday and never got around to getting it on the bed. Nor are they mulched. The forecast originally put the rain on Monday, but I woke up to it this morning. Had to run out first thing when I woke up and gather up all of the tools that I'd left scattered about at their respective projects so they wouldn't get ruined.
I'm hoping that whatever rain we get isn't enough to completely recompact all of the work that I've been doing. I probably still have 6 hours of scything that I have to get done (well, half scything and half raking up mulch) in order to get the beds mulched, and probably another hour or so to mix the last of the compost and fertilizer and get it on the bed before I can mulch it. My impulse is to jump out of bed and work on all of the inside tasks I've been neglecting so that I could get the planting done, but i don't think my knees can handle any jumping. I'm trying to allow my body to just rest. We were downgraded from at least a week straight of rain to just 3 days, which is a both a blessing and a curse. This has already been the driest year I've experienced in a lifetime of living here, so we need the rain, but it does mean that I'll be able to get out and get more work done, plus, it means less rain compacting my bed before I can get mulch over it. I know it won't recompact instantly, but every rain drop feels like it's erasing a little more of the hard work that I've been doing.
Rest. Today I should just rest. Today I will rest. A day laying in bed with movies. No working on youtube stuff. No reading
gardening books (as tempting as that is.) Just taking an actual break.
If I actually succeed at relaxing (which, admittedly, I find challenging... there's so much work to do...), I suspect I won't see you all until tomorrow. So, until then....