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Living with irritable bowels be like...

 
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And through the effort of pushing it out, you take...
3 points of bludgeoning damage
*squirts from hell and mangled screams*

Oh, and what's more?
You take a point of exhaustion from the strain




It's even funnier watching it with the captions on.  I don't know who does their captions but they are brilliant!
 
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You know it's going to be bad when you have to roll a Constitution save for defecation.
 
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I'm SO sharing this one with the D&Ders in my life!! LOL!
 
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Oh my goodness, too funny! I made my husband leave a minute late so he could watch it with me.

Thanks for the tip about turning on closed captions. I did, and they were truly funny.
 
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It just goes to show how much we can learn from DnD.  

One day I'll find a chance to play.  
 
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This is relateable.
glad the dice said there is a toilet - dont want to imagine what he could do otherwise.
 
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On a related note

 
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