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Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

 
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Very funny  bumper stickers.

Two that I didn't see are:

Sincerity, once you can fake that you've got it made!
Ugliness strikes one in four people, better check your number.
 
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How about this for a bumber sticker? Or even better: a refrigerator magnet!
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(so I had two complaints about this thread, and the people complaining do have a point. At the same time, I think don't think the humor is vicious and I have humor needs too! In fact, here is a vegan, with vegan humor ...)

 
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I was a chef at a vegetarian cafe . In the kitchen we had a cartoon panel that was our motto . It poked fun at all the vegetarian isms and schizms. I wish I could find it and post it here. It showed a woman with freinds at a restaurant and the bubble above her said "I'm a vegetarian , I only eat chicken and fish." The caption below said "Some people think chicken is a vegetable". That caption became our default snappy comeback whenever anyones dietary philosophy became dogmatic or oppresive to others. I was not a vegetarian . Whenever anyone asked if I was I usually stated " I eat vegetarians " understating the "s'.
 
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