(so I had two complaints about this thread, and the people complaining do have a point. At the same time, I think don't think the humor is vicious and I have humor needs too! In fact, here is a vegan, with vegan humor ...)
Location: Western Kentucky-Climate Unpredictable Zone 6b
posted 5 years ago
I was a chef at a vegetarian cafe . In the kitchen we had a cartoon panel that was our motto . It poked fun at all the vegetarian isms and schizms. I wish I could find it and post it here. It showed a woman with freinds at a restaurant and the bubble above her said "I'm a vegetarian , I only eat chicken and fish." The caption below said "Some people think chicken is a vegetable". That caption became our default snappy comeback whenever anyones dietary philosophy became dogmatic or oppresive to others. I was not a vegetarian . Whenever anyone asked if I was I usually stated " I eat vegetarians " understating the "s'.
For unlimited return on all your investments - Make your deposits at 'The Entangled Bank' !
Would you turn that thing down? I'm controlling a mind here! Look ... look at the tiny ad ...
Permaculture Playing Cards by Paul Wheaton and Alexander Ojeda