Poo Haiku - won't you add your own?

Mr. Stinky-poo
Smelly as summer undies
In the bucket you go

a nose for chaos---

    no! you bad dog no!
          stop disturbing the cosmos!
                           with your greedy nose

Poopy in booty
Painful, stretching the butthole
Sploosh goes the poop plop

I beg you please, don't
squeeze cheese in your dungarees.
Best to feed the trees.

I could waste lots of time on this. Seems like maybe it's meaningless drivel?

The Dooks of hazard
Dogs playing in the backyard
Careful where you step

Endless in its gifts
Is Dung, the savior of life
Without which we’d starve.

Everyone gives birth
To their own mother, the Earth.
How strange the world is!