Have you ever wanted to live a
permaculture lifestyle but realised
land ownership was beyond your means or that with these tumultuous economic times, that settling into a
mortgage was way too risky. Well, how does 1$ a month rental sound for access to a plot of farm land near the north shore of Nova Scotia sound to you. Good well
water. Lots of good soil. Uncertified organic and a permies wet dream landscape. Rarely do we hear an internal combustion engine…and a land owner committed to keeping it that way. Sound too good to be true. Well it sort of is. LOL.
We need a caretaker…so that we can leave the farm occasionally. It’s one of the downsides of rural living. The animals can keep us stuck and this leads to mental atrophy . So we are willing to take a gamble on the right couple. It would take the type of person willing to winter in a motorhome, preferably your own though we can lend you ours till you find one, afford to maintain your own car since living rurally requires it, and most likely commute 45 minutes to a low paying job in a depressed small city…unless you bring some type of job with you. You will most likely have to use an
outhouse, carry your own water and create your own electricity. You may have to walk up the hill in the winter from the road. Plus we will want you to help out on some of the jobs…and we will return the favour when needed.
Ah, the gamble. We have been reluctant over concerns that it’s never good to say free. Something not earned can easily be treated as cheap and disposable. We would prefer to have someone that has financial skin in the game…But for me, there is also the Karma part of it. I once had nothing and no future. Now I have more land than I can possibly use. I’d like to return the cosmic favour. Hopefully I am still purchasing something valuable…like your good will as we age and hopefully some loyalty.
About us. We are…12
chickens, a Berkshire Pig, 2 dogs , 5 cats…and a couple of humans. We share the land with about 40 tomato plants, a few hundred asparagus plants and a big weedy garden, A food forest of about 40 feral
apple trees, service berries, sour cherries, grapes, raspberries, chokecherries, several
deer,
solar panels that don’t quite fully provide all we need and one very shy bear that passes through occasionally but would prefer to not be noticed.
We have prepper tendencies. Don’t worry. Not the crazy rightwing Alex Jonestown types. We just acknowledge that we now live at the period of history we call The Age of Consequence, Peak everything, or The End of Business as Usual. No Kool-Aid required. We are both overly educated, laid back, motorcycle riding people that are also somewhat grumpy about the state of the world.
We eat meat, avoid drum circles and shoot stuff once in a blue moon. We have Zero Tolerance of racism, homophobia or sexism.
About you. Laid back…and slightly obsessive compulsive. LOL. You have to Really, Really, Really,….Really want to live the
permaculture, off grid, homesteading lifestyle because you need that type of obsessiveness to tolerate the downsides of the lifestyle, like shovelling a 6ft snowbank in front of the car to get to work, then shoveling it again to get back in, cutting your own
firewood and facing a plethora of bugs that all see you as a smorgasbord. Preference goes to a couple because there isn’t much in the way of dating options out here. You have some savings, some
experience, you love animals, have never been diagnosed as bipolar nor use copious amounts of pharmaceuticals. You are a Canadian Citizen. (Sorry, we are not in the position to sponsor your immigration though we have no problems if you have already immigrated). You are adventurous
enough to just jump at this and smart enough to realise an opportunity like this will probably never happen again.
Ok, Now. Tell us about yourself on Private Message (Purple Mouseages). It may take a few days to get back to you . We need to get to know you a bit. We probably won’t get back to you if your message doesn’t tell us much, like “Sup. I want to live off grid. When can I come.” In some ways, this is sort of like internet dating for extended family. In other ways, it’s like a job interview.
We are looking forward to hearing from you