I've had to explain that funny comment to many people over the years. Perhaps this recipe will help clear some of the confusion.
Put 3 quarts of elderberries in crock.
Pour in 1 gallon boiling water.
Cover & let stand for 24 hours.
Strain liquid & place back into crock.
Add 3 lemons & 1 orange sliced thin with rind.
Add 3 lbs of sugar. Let stand for 14 days.
Stir wine every day. After 14 days strain again & add 1/2 yeast cake or 3 small Fleishman's yeast packs. ***
Let stand for 3 weeks then strain & put into bottles. Fill to within 1 inch of top.
*** actual wine yeast is better