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In honor of the Chicken Theme of the Week, what are your favorite?

Steve's announcement reminded me of this one:
I dream of the day when a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
 
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Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chickens and that's sort of the same as buying happiness.
 
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?  If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.
 
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Similar to Anne, from a sign my sister gave me:

“Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy chickens and chickens make eggs and breakfast makes you happy!”
 
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Howdy!
In honor of Chicken Week, and my return to karate as an intermediate student, I share a very bad and very funny video.
It has ninja, chickens, bad dubbing, and Japanese yodeling.  It is almost the perfect video.
I hope y'all enjoy it!

 
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I made a shirt for my GF's daughter.....
Crazy Chicken Lizzie.
To clarify, I am not crazy the chicken is crazy, her therapist told me.

Lady can be substituted for Lizzie if your name doesn't flow well.
 
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A sign the girls made for the chicken area....
Please keep gate closed, no matter what the chickens tell you.
 
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Chickens, the pet that poops breakfast.
 
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Coopdozer - what happens when chickens become unreasonable.
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Chris has 3 apples and Monika has 4 apples. With this tiny ad they can finally make a pie!
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