​​​​​Did you know that _____ are absolutely terrified of _____?

Yes - this is a game. Fill in the two blanks with experiences from your life... exaggeration and humor encouraged!

To get us all started:

Did you know that those oversized urban pick-up trucks are absolutely terrified of 1 ft high wire stakes with pretty little pink flags on them?

I wonder if that is why the anti-bullying campaign has Pink Shirt Day - bully trucks that hurt my grass are afraid of pink?


Ya'll don't have to use the bold. It's just to show that you're adding a phrase, not just one word.

Did you know that cats who lay on the window ledge are absolutely terrified of butterflies?

Did you know that Medusa is absolutely terrified of haircuts?

Did you know that Muscovy Ducks are absolutely terrified of empty black garbage bags lying in a heap on the grass?


(Seriously? I'd brought a garbage bag to the field to clean up a mess, and dropped it on the ground while I organized their nightly feed ration. They all came up the hill in a line, ready for bedtime, stopped as a group in a semi-circle and stared intently at the bag. They would *not* go into their shelter. I finally had to pick up the bag and hide it near where I needed it, go and look after a group of khakis, and finally the Muscovy had got over it enough to go to bed.)