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What did the dog say to the single, childless, adventurous, out-of-work human?

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Man to attractive lady
"How many drinks does it take to make you dizzy?"
"4....and stop calling me dizzy!"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.........
.........................................................................................???
I'll tell you later.
 
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Amy Francis wrote:

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.........
.........................................................................................???
I'll tell you later.



Wait....how???

:)
 
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Some people tell me I'm smart.

I tell them
I'd rather be a smart fella
than a fart smella.
 
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies...
 
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This little bit of fun gave me a chuckle.


 
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