posted 8 hours ago
When people arrive here, we say "welcome to our cult!"
We explain that nearly every time a group of adults gather, it is called a cult. And we saw something on the internet that said that my place is a cult and i am the cult leader. Which is super cool - apparently I qualified to be a cult leader. Neat!
That was about ten years ago and i replied! I said "we are a gardening cult!" I was then informed (I think it was the same guy) that we CANNOT call ourselves a cult without a religious element. So I made one one up ....
If you are good, then when you die, you get seasons 2 through 10 of firefly!
It rhymes and it is a Haiku!