Single Canadian woman seeking Bigfoot for conservation

honestly if I walked into a bathroom with that hulk-toilet, I might not need to use the bathroom anymore, instead I'll need a new pair of pants!

Terry Bacon wrote:honestly if I walked into a bathroom with that hulk-toilet, I might not need to use the bathroom anymore, instead I'll need a new pair of pants!

...you mean "leg prisons" lol!

See, Bigfoot was right, no pants means I wont need to change my pants ever!

Bigfoot prefers hoppers instead of logs.

From Pepe to Poopoo

So why do you ...er, I mean, why does Bigfoot equate pants with "leg prisons" in any case?

My volunteer group is planning to place some boulders at a trailhead to keep vehicles from accessing the trails. My son asked me why we would use an excavator to do it when we could just get Bigfoot to throw rocks at us?. "Just bring some naughty loggers with you and Bigfoot will throw boulders at them." It's not a bad idea.

That is funny.  I bought land a bit north of Sudbury, and my friends have sent me screenshots of Sasquatch sightings on an Ontario map to help my dating life.  I’ve been replying that I’m willing if she is.

I’m 58, only 5’10”, and not hairy enough for you, but if you find one with a sister let me know.

Terry... Bigfoot is here, he currently has been spotted west of Toronto, with a tinge of ginge to his thin summer coat.

He also goes by Sasquatch, or Zakk

I believe there really could be bigfoots. There are cryptozoans, which are mostly myths and legends, which are explained or explainable, but bigfoots do not fit with those. There were such huge primates that are known that were at least close to the hominid family in prehistoric times. The forests where they would be would have many species yet to be discovered anyway. There is a long history of such creatures being sighted. I would have any others with me on land living in sustainable ways with simplicity growing what we can together for what we want or need. But if in that country I would be watching out for them, taking them seriously.

I found one here in Southern Illinois, USA!!!  He's very strong but very quiet and I couldn't convince him to come home with me.  Terry, you may be able to kidnap him if you have a big enough truck.  

Is 50 y/o the cut-off? I am 52, and I have hair on my hair, and my feet are not small, that's for sure. I would love to get out of this BS situation I'm in. I'd attach a pic, but I am feeling shy atm for some stupid reason. I think I may have dumped one on here once, anyways. Oh, and I love all teh animals, me being one myself. Thanks for considering.