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Fun game.
No conversation, just quote.
Funniest thing you heard out of context.  

Example: "I'm sure I sneezed 8 times in a row and I ain't never had an orgasm" - said by hen party (UK for stagette party) dressed like bunnies
 
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"I've got to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose"
 
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"Coffee?  Who needs coffee when I've got a banana!"
 
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"I'm going to slather that spicy cock all over this pizza!"
 
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"are you truely Canadian if you or your loved one hasn't been bitten by a goose?"
 
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"don't use your loosefulness!"
 
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"I don't need no soap, what would I need soap for?!"
 
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“I just fell off the counter trying to take a picture of my butt.”  Overheard phone conversation on speaker
 
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"grabbed him right by the tallywhacker"
 
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"God hates you! And he hates your dog, too!" (Ouch. Overheard during a heated drunken argument in the back alley behind our motel room.)
 
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