In the summer I have an evening route. Down the garden and pick up tomatos , okra , peppers , and then swing by the coop and pick up eggs. Beside the stains , eventually the front of the shirt is longer than the back .
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I once had a multi functional shirt. It had a rainbow across it and it said "Just Crusing". I bought it at a yard sale and figured it had to do with sailing. After letting me wear it for months, my brother in law informed me that it was meant to inform the world that I was gay and that I was out crusing for like minded men. I thought it was funny but my wife insisted that I needed to stop wearing it.
These shirts were for sale at a Native pow wow. Many of the men sported funny shirts which advertised their taste in women, car modification and other funny themes. The women went with shirts that centered on cultural pride.
It's my favorite right now....will wear it when I give my next plant talk.
One of the funny things about it is how many people come over and talk to me about it....kind of tired me out last time I wore it! One friend asked me if I had it custom made when she first saw me wearing it....tehehe, didn't have to, but that would have been a good idea.