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In honor of the Chicken Theme of the Week, what are your favorite?

Steve's announcement reminded me of this one:
I dream of the day when a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.

The wishbone never could replace the backbone.

 
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Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chickens and that's sort of the same as buying happiness.

Invasive plants are Earth's way of insisting we notice her medicines. Stephen Herrod Buhner
Everyone learns what works by learning what doesn't work. Stephen Herrod Buhner

 
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?  If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.
 
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Invasive plants are Earth's way of insisting we notice her medicines. Stephen Herrod Buhner
Everyone learns what works by learning what doesn't work. Stephen Herrod Buhner

 
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Similar to Anne, from a sign my sister gave me:

“Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy chickens and chickens make eggs and breakfast makes you happy!”
 
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Howdy!
In honor of Chicken Week, and my return to karate as an intermediate student, I share a very bad and very funny video.
It has ninja, chickens, bad dubbing, and Japanese yodeling.  It is almost the perfect video.
I hope y'all enjoy it!

There is nothing so bad that politics cannot make it worse. - Thomas Sowell
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. - Albert Einstein

 
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I made a shirt for my GF's daughter.....
Crazy Chicken Lizzie.
To clarify, I am not crazy the chicken is crazy, her therapist told me.

Lady can be substituted for Lizzie if your name doesn't flow well.

When in doubt, doubt the doubt.

 
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A sign the girls made for the chicken area....
Please keep gate closed, no matter what the chickens tell you.

When in doubt, doubt the doubt.

 
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Chickens, the pet that poops breakfast.

When in doubt, doubt the doubt.

 
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Coopdozer - what happens when chickens become unreasonable.
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