"Mum, where are Vermelha and Índigo? I wanted a photo of them for 'horned' day because they are the only two of us who have horns but they went outside to play this morning and they still haven't come back in!"
"Oh I'm sure they'll be back soon, Rosa. They are so full of energy that they need to use some of it up. If they're stuck indoors all day they just zoom around causing chaos..."
"It's been nothing but chaos ever since Índigo arrived..."
"Oh she's just happy to see her sister again." I assured her. "They'll probably settle down soon. And anyway, I think I have a good photo of them. Here - what about this one?"
"I remember that. You'd just put the pretty red stone on the cupboard top and Vermelha and Índigo were testing it and arguing about whether fans were for cooling things down or fanning flames to make them hotter."
"That sounds like them. And speaking of sounds, what on earth is happening outside?"
"Is it the
tractor parade"? It sounds like a lot of horns and sirens going off..."
It was true - it sounded a bit
like this.
"No the tractor parade was last month. And anyway, tractors don't go past that quickly."
"Are there any other horns we could take photos of while we wait for them to get back?"
"Let me think. Oh yes, there's one in the display cabinet that fellow permies might be interested in. I think it's on the top shelf. Why don't you go and have a look?"
So off Rosa went to see what she could find.
"I think I can see it Mum, look!"
I opened the door of the display cabinet and fetched it out for Rosa to have a good look at.
"It's not JUST a horn, is it?" Rosa thought out loud. "It has engravings on it, and a hanger, and it's been cut off at the end, though there isn't a hole all the way though it. What was it used for?"
"I was told it was for carrying farm tools, a bit like a holster. And I think it was probably from an animal raised on the same farm the tools were used on, and the carvings made by the same person."
"They look like they were done by a child." Rosa noted.
"I think it might have been a right of passage for them. I know that many rural places have boar's heads mounted on the walls from the first successful boar hunt a boy makes as he enters manhood. Maybe making a horn holster was a step along the way. When we bought it, Maria showed us how it would be hung from a belt, like this..."
"And look at this Rosa - see how worn the hole is! It must have been used a lot. I would love to know its full story and where the little boy who made it is now..."
"I'm just guessing of course, but I wonder if it came from cattle like the ones I saw in
Arouca? They were beautiful. A triple purpose breed used for meat, milk and work. But then, maybe not. Looking at the photo they look like their horns were longer than this one..."
"What's
that noise now?"
I listened.
"Sounds like a car horn as it drives past. But it can't be because it sounds too close. No car can go that fast along our dirt track. What did Vermelha and Índigo say there were going to be doing outside?"
"They said they were inventing a new game or something to help Iggy test a new theory."
"What sort of game?"
"Dunno. They're gonna call it One Shift, Two Shift but they didn't say what it was about."
"Strange."
"Are there any other horns we could look at?"
"Well there's Austin's precious parpy horn."
"What's it for?"
"Not sure. He bought it to put on a motorbike but the mount was too flimsy for that job. He kept it anyway. He likes horns."
"In fact," I added, scouring ancient memories, "I seem to remember that he had a fog horn once, just for the fun of it. Mercifully it seems to have disappeared..."
Another
zoomy car horn noise went past the house.
"What is that? It can't be cars! Oh, there is one more horn of course. Austin's Flugelhorn that he's had since he was at school. I remember wincing at it and dreading him playing it in the school Eisteddfod. Or was that his trombone and the flugelhorn came later? My memory is a bit rusty these days..."
"Does he still have it?"
"Oh yes. I have a photo somewhere. I'm not going to dig it out though. My head is a bit hurty with all that noise going on outside and I think the flugelhorn will send it over the edge. Ah, here's the photo!"
Yet more
zoomy noises were happening outside and my head really was starting to suffer...
"Seeing as those girls aren't back yet, how about we do an internet search for horns and dragons in Portugal?"
"Ooh that's a good idea. Can you help me find the right buttons?"
"Of course, Rosa. Here, like this...!"
"Oooh look! It's a dragon in the shape of horn, and the horn is full of fruit!"
"Oh wow, so it is! Shame we didn't find that in time for wyvern day, though it isn't exactly a wyvern. It's very autumnal though."
"Mum, mum, look - it's Winter!"
"Why I do believe you're right! He's all skinny having used up all his energy making fruit for us. And now he's curled up in a ball sleeping until spring. Shame we didn't find it in time for the wyvern day."
"But how can he be a wyvern if he has no wings and no legs."
"Um. I'm not sure. Maybe wyverns are deciduous, like a lot of fruit trees are, and they lose them for the winter then grow new ones in the spring?" I suggested, hopefully, because I really had no clue. And yet, they simply MUST be related to the fruit-growing wyverns we'd looked at a few days ago.
Another
car horn zoomed past.
"My poor head can't cope with all that noise. What on earth is going on out there?"
And then it happened.
There was a noise like two totally dissonant car horns getting closer and closer and faster and faster and then a terrible crash right outside the window. And the horns stopped.
I ran to the door to see what happened.
And this is the sight that greeted me - two mischievous dragons, one red and one blue, who had crash landed on the top of the haybox.
"What on earth have you two been up to? And was it you making that awful noise?"
"It wasn't an awful noise. We were experimenting!"
"Noise is in the ear of the beholder!" I assured them, ushering them in through the open door and closing it again before too much coolth escaped from the house.
"We tried to come in through the window but it was shut."
"It's past mid-day in August, of course it's shut! It stays open overnight this time of year and we shut it as soon as the outside temperature starts to rise. What exactly have you been up to? And why did it involve so much noise?"
"Well as we're sisters," Vermelha explained, "that means we should be doppelgangers, so we're experimenting with the
doppler effect"
I wasn't entirely sure of the connection but my head was hurting too much to argue.
"Mum, what's the doppler effect?" asked Rosa.
My head was certainly hurting too much to answer that properly and I suggested it might just be an excuse to hurtle along the railway tracks sounding their horns and makingzooming noises.
"Maybe Iggy can explain it to you..." I suggested as I retreated somewhere quiet.
And of course Iggy did. He pulled up an image on my laptop and explained how if you are moving very fast towards something, or something is moving very fast towards you, then the waves emitted get all squooshed up together relative to how they would appear if you stayed the same distance apart. So sounds would higher pitched if a horn approached you fast, then lower in pitch as they move away.
"Is it just sounds that change?" asked Rosa
"No, colours too..." Iggy assured her.
Rosa wondered if there was a way to make pink using the doppler effect.
Meanwhile, Vermelha and Índigo were in deep discussion with Spot, the chameleon, about different strategies for changing red into blue, or blue into red, or maybe blue and red into something somewhere in the middle...
But that is a story, and a game, for another day...