My display cabinet was pretty much full by now, but I do love rocks. Wild ones included.
I'd sort of promised I'd stop collecting them, but as we're still renovating the house and need a few more bits of furniture for it, I'm always looking out for suitable pieces that just happen to have pretty stone tops. Or sometimes just the tops themselves so that I can quietly sneak them onto to normal cupboard tops in the hope that they don't take up any extra room and I don't upset anyone by making the place even more cluttered
This one was for sale locally, for just €5, including a lovely little sideboard that fits nicely next to the washbasin. It has a convenient shelf for storing boxes of home-made soaps and a little drawer where I keep seed-saving bags. Because not much is normal in my house and it seemed a good place to put them. And just look at the fossils in the stone top!
This one has some very pretty pink bits, AND fossils! The photo doesn't do it justice though...
And then there's my favourite, a beautifully carved table with a piece of Portuguese
breccia from Arrábida. Breccia is made up of fragments of all sorts of rocks that have become cemented together over time. Like rubble that formed during an earthquake and all flowed together then sat around for hundreds and thousands, maybe even millions, of years until it all congealed back into rock. The result is that a shelf made out of a piece is like having a whole rock collection in one piece.
And if you look, you can sometimes find fossils hidden inside!
I think there's some there...
And this one looks like it's been cut through at an angle, which I guess is going to happen if all the original bits of stone all got jumbled up together...
There's probably a name for that sort of section, but I'm not going ask Great Uncle Bulgaria if he knows about it because he'll never stop waffling at me. And anyway he's asleep.
These are some really pretty ones! I wonder what sort they are...
A few days later, after Christmas was over and we were all getting ready for the new year and thinking about what we'd learned over the previous one, Spot and Iggy were trying to draw some three dimensional shapes and figure out the mathematics behind them. When all of a sudden the pens were snatched out of their hand by Somebody New who appeared to be trying to communicate with them.
Spot, who is good at languages, tried to talk with him to but to no avail.
Then she noticed that he kept flashing different colours across his skin, which is a language chameleons are familiar with, but she still didn't understand very well.
"He seems to want the pens for something. Why don't you give him a fresh sheet of paper so he can use them. Maybe he can write. Or draw." I suggested.
So Iggy sorted it all out for him and they watched to see what the new arrival would do.
"It seems to be something, er, sort of aqueous to me..." suggested Iggy.
Rubeus, who had come over to make sure nothing was amiss (he is rather protective of his family) snorted a little and said that it looked like just a bunch of squiggles to him.
"Maybe that is his name, in his own language." suggested Spot.
And so he became known to the dragons as Aqueous Squiggles. Or squiggles for short.
But what sort of creature was he? And how did he get here?
Nothing for it but to ask Great Uncle Bulgaria I guess, so the dragons braced for waffley-ness and asked him.
"Well he appears to be an ammonite, like the sort that would have lived in that fossil that arrived a few days ago. Only they went extinct 66 million years ago so it can't be."
And yet, there he was.
Spot was the one who managed to work it out. He was an exceedingly shy ammonite who had survived by hiding away until his shell had fossilised. And now he had finally arrived somewhere that he felt safe and had spent the last few days plucking up the courage to come out of his shell and try to make friends with us.
Dear little creature. It must be so lonely hiding away in your shell for 66 million years, even if you are shy!
And gradually he began to make friends with all the other plushies. Even Nemesis! Though I did have to make some
peixes da horta for them to share before Squiggles was prepared to get too close. Sperm whales tend to eat thing that look like ammonites, especially ones that have come out of their shells!
Squiggles seemed to enjoy sharing a meal, and started to rummage round looking at my collection of plates.
And then he found my most special plate of all that I hadn't quite gotten around to admitting to Austin that I'd bought. Oooops.
Squiggles stroked the plate gently and looked up at me with those enormous, limpid eyes of his.
"What's wrong Squiggles? Do you want the plate for something? You want more
peixe da horta?
Squiggles frowned a little and began to stroke the fossils in the stone plate. Of course - Squiggles is very, very old and maybe he knew those creatures when they were alive. That might be awkward...
"Were they your friends, Squiggles?"
Squiggles looked sheepish, then reached out and touched my collection of stone eggs that he'd also found somewhere. There were nine of them.
"No Squiggles, you can't put the stone eggs on the stone plate. It might break."
Then he reached behind him and touched my collection of old lace doilies that I'd rescued from around the place and looked at me wistfully again.
And then I understood.
"Why of course you can, Squiggles. Let's go through them and choose a doily that looks nice on the plate and will cushion it a bit if you put the stone eggs on. I'm so glad we're learning to communicate."
So we tried all the doilies until we found one that just right and Squiggles began to arrange the nine eggs on the eight-sided plate, very carefully and precisely, and seemed to be counting and double and triple checking the positions as he did so. Then he climbed up onto them and sat on top of them, like a broody hen on her nest, and I put the whole nest safe on one of my cupboards. Which at the time still had a wooden top but as I write this I feel compelled to admit that it now has a lovely fiery red bit of stone that appeared a few weeks ago, but that's not really relevant to this story and wasn't there when I took the photos.
And there he stayed for a couple of years. Rosa, who arrived later, is very fond of him and his collection of eggs. And wonders if they are likely to hatch any time soon.
But they still hadn't hatched a couple of years later. Squiggles sits on them very patiently and Rosa very often watches over him.
Eventually I decided to move him over to the stone topped cabinet by the window where it was a bit quieter for him, and he would hold those eggs very, very carefully so as not to disturb any of them or let them move at all.
It was Iggy who noticed it first.
Every year, a few days before Christmas, Squiggles would rearrange the eggs. Not much. He'd just quietly assess all the positions and move just one egg one 'notch' around the eight sided plate. As though he was counting.
"I wonder how long he's been doing that?" Iggy thought.
"Mum, can ammonites count?"
"Well it sure looks like it to me."
Iggy studied the layout of the eggs and tried to figure out how it might work.
"Squiggles has eight tentacles, and the plate has eight sides. I think he counts in base eight!"
"You might be right Iggy. And he has nine eggs. And he seems to count once a year."
"So I think he can count up to 1 000 000 000 in base eight then. That would be 134 million in decimal. If he only counts up once a year, it's going to take him a long time before he runs out of numbers with that plate and those eggs."
"Didn't Great Uncle Bulgaria say that ammonites went extinct 66 million years ago?"
"Yes he did." Iggy thought for a while. "So he might only be half way though. Will the eggs hatch when he's finished counting?"
"I don't know Iggy. But I think Squiggles might believe that."
Iggy thought some more.
"I've been reading that story book Austin lent me. And there's a story in it about Tibetan monks to try to write out all the names of God. Maybe it's like that. When he's been through all the possible combinations it's time for the eggs to hatch and ammonites to live again!"
"Well maybe you should study his code a bit more to see if your theory is right. Unless you learn to speak ammonite so you can just ask him."
And so the dragons decided to watch Squiggles intently to see if they could crack the code and figure out if he really was trying to count up to to 134 million or so in octal.
They all gathered around, quietly, without any fuss, and began to watch. And one by one, the dragons fell asleep...