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I sent an email to people that bought stuff from me before - to tell them about the kickstarter.   I felt having an unsubscribe message was good.  But since they are not on permies, then i can't use the permies unsubscribe stuff.   So I made the email from me and wrote in the email:

to unsubscribe, reply to this email and say "the voices in my head command you to unsubscribe me."  Or something similar.  Maybe you can make it rhyme? 



Seven replies of "the voices in my head command you to unsubscribe me."

One feeble attempt at rhyming.

 
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I got one (not sincere, just messing around with wordplay)

The Spirits I imbibe compel me to unsubscribe
 
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"The voices inside me command you to unsubscribe me." Yes, yes, I rhymed me with me.
"The imaginary people I see command you to quickly unsubscribe me"
 
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The voices in my head want this line of contact dead.
 
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A Haiku version:

Your mail was received
but I would be quite relieved
if they ceased to be.
 
Kyrt Ryder
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The Voices in my head insist
that you must take me off your list
 
Kyrt Ryder
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The voices in my head demand
That from my inbox you be banned
 
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The voices in my head please ask
this communication be your last

Works better when read with novocaine...


 
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The voices in my head implore
That you will bother me no more
 
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As the voices in my head beg
From your mailing list I renege
 
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