Don't get me started with Dune!
When i first learned of
permaculture and saw greening the desert I immediately thought of Dune. There are so many parallels from Dune to
permaculture. The whole Dune series is highly recommended reading for permie-minded folk.. and not just for the whole "desert planet' angle. The geoengineering, the thought patterns, elite control, spice/power dependency, monopolies.. on and on. but all that being said, if you wanted to take the Dune joke just one tiny step further, maybe call the path leading away from the parking lot "The Golden Path." Dune nerds would appreciate it, and everyone else might just think it had something to do with
pee, which is also funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Path_%28Dune%29