Oh I'll give it a go. I love bad movies.
I feel that people almost always invariably love the first version of whatever story or work is presented. So if you watched the 1984 version first, I have no doubt you might not even see how bad it is. I saw a miniseries version on Canada's Space: The Imagination Station, long before it was bought out by Corus. It was an early-aughts-era made-for-TV miniseries, but I thought it was fantastic.
The best part of David Lynch's version has got to be Captain
Picard in a still suit. Right up there with Captain Picard with a battleaxe in Merlin.
I liked the original trilogy of books, but honestly, after the first book, it was a little touch-and-go. I like some of the ideas explored there, and in the newer books by Christopher Herbert, but the scope feels unwieldy. It's worth reading, but it fails to tie everything up in a single graspable comprehension.
Stories and songs originated as ways to pass knowledge before we had the written word. They started off changeable and amorphous; it's only recently that we have become so set in our ways that we object to "covers" of songs that aren't the "originals," whatever that is, or to new versions of stories we've grown up with. Sometimes old stories need to be retold. Sometimes we discover that the world in which we are telling these stories, or the people to whom we are telling them, have changed sufficiently that the stories themselves need reinterpretation.
-CK
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein