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Dad jokes aren't to make you laugh they are to make you groan in pain.
 
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Well, I am a dad, so here's a joke!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.
 
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.
 
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Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
 
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Did you know corduroy pillows are in style?

They're making headlines.
 
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Greg Martin wrote:Well, I am a dad, so here's a joke!



Nice to meet you, Adadsohere'sajoke! I'm Dad!
 
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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

My husband said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
 
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Have you heard about the rising tensions between yogurt and penicillin?
One side is probiotic and the other is antibiotic
They are calling it a clash of cultures
 
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What's the difference between a harbour and a port?
I couldn't eat an entire harbour but I could drink a nice port.
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