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Women really like to mark territory , so mine was very pleased when I suggested that we cover up our profile pictures in a manner that will make it obvious that we are attached. We can't get rid of our profiles because we're going to want to show Canadian immigration the complete history of our relationship, if necessary.

I suggested that script, then I sent a little message after so the first time, the sign wasn't quite right. But, we eventually got there. The third photo with the :-) heart thing is what the world sees if they go looking for me on the dating site. It doesn't look like it was produced by a man, and maybe that was her intention☺

Until I suggested this, she had quite a bit of anxiety, thinking that I might be constantly attracted to all the pretty faces on the website. It's not an issue anymore. I think that's a good sign.

I'm living proof that a good bathroom selfie can be used to reel in the right one.☺
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Jessica has been keeping a close eye on how politics Works in Nanaimo British Columbia, and she wants in.
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You get out what you put in?
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There's a song about Santa Claus. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good or bad so be good for goodness sake.

I've always thought that Santa Claus and Jesus had some things in common when it comes to covert surveillance. They didn't tell me that Santa Claus knows what people are thinking.

Starting when I was about five years old, I took great pleasure in informing the other children that Santa Claus was a complete figment of their imagination.

Then when I was about 8 I started working on the other guy.😎
 
                            
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Saw this recently in a music video about cows.
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Uh oh, we're definitely being carded. Here, show him this tiny ad:
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