Pearl Sutton wrote:"This line contains a small dog who will pee on your feet, sorry for the incontinence!"
It does sound like that! Reminds me of the actually rather large dog who always tried to pee on my tenor sax case when I was at the bus stop in junior high. It was something vertical to pee on I guess. Ha!!
Though when my Grandma was still alive, I took her to my sister's choir concert and boy, the odor of her incontinence made it really hard to sit next to her through the whole concert. I felt really bad for the old gal.
Um, wish I knew how to turn this around to be funny again.
A dog liked to pee on my saxophone case!! (Uff. Not funny.
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