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Silly Thoughts on the Tiny Ads

 
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That beast Aristophanes Names Hippocamelelephantoles
Must have possessed just such a tiny ad:
 
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If Chris has 3 apples, and Monika has 4 apples; here is a tiny ad:
 
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Two tiny ads walk into a bar. One says to the other this:
 
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She said size doesn't matter, so I showed her this tiny ad:
 
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Holly was feeling melancholy and looking awful sad; I knew just what would cheer her up! It was this tiny ad:
 
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Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth this tiny ad:
 
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. And to view this tiny ad:
 
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a bit of fiddle


I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him view this tiny ad:
Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth this tiny ad:
Holly was looking awful sad. I gave her this tiny ad to cheer her up!
She said size doesn't matter, so I showed her this tiny ad:
Two tiny ads walk into a bar. The bartender says:
Chris has 3 apples and Monika has 4 apples. With this tiny ad they can finally make a pie!


I now have 165 in my local list.  When I hit 200, I will add these to permies.
 
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One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.  tiny ad:
 
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Robert had travelled the world, but Cindy wasn’t a very hugelkultured girl, and here’s a tiny ad
 
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paul wheaton wrote:

Kenneth Elwell wrote:Now THAT'S a nice looking drinking glass! I could really see myself taking a drink from it, or out of this tiny ad.



Gotta be a little shorter ...

What a beautiful glass! Yoink! This glass is not the property of this tiny ad:


Nnn...yeah, I dunno.
Maybe this makes more sense, in it's own nonsensical way... Take two (it's smaller.)

"See yourself drinking from a nice looking drinking glass. Reflect on this tiny ad."
 
The only cure for that is hours of television radiation. And this tiny ad:
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