My grandparents were divorced, so I never saw them at the same time, and I didnt realize the family relationship. I thought my grandpa and grandma were just random people my mother found and asked to be my grandma and grandpa.
For a long time my youngest daughter was convinced that our laying hens were all male, because of course they're "hims" (hens).
When my wife and I got married i asked her to pick up some "loafa bread". After her having me repeat it about ten times, and her finishing laughing at me, she informed me that it was a "loaf of bread". I had only heard it spoke in my mommas southern draw for the first twenty years of my life.
Every day on this side of the grass is a good day. The first on the other side will be even better.
I thought when it rained in one place it rained everywhere on Earth at the same time. Then I saw a storm front coming in and it was raining as it came.
John F Dean wrote:Of course, in the 1950’s there were regular news reports about Castro’s Gorillas attacking in Cuba.
Not a childhood misconception, but a recent one because of somebody misreading the label on my cherry guava seeds, which I'd written as "CH. GUAVA" and asking me if that was a guerilla gardener.