I just received an email that says "Hot dog!" then goes on to explain that I got pie. This got me thinking. Rather than apples, you all could (
should?) give out "Slaughterhouse floor sweepings." When
enough of these "slaughterhouse floor sweepings" had been accumulated, members would receive a hot dog. I think most folks would clearly rather receive an email thanking them for their "quality post" and awarding them with a pile of slaughterhouse floor sweepings. And instead of a red, roundish icon appearing on posts and under a member's name, you'd have the icon of an elongated pinkish fleshy thing. You all have really missed the mark with this whole
apple and pie business.
Just a thought.