So my question is, having never found myself in this situation before, what do I do now? Should I start a speaking tour? Is it too early for an autobiography? Or should I just stop messing about and let the UN know that I'm available alternate Tuesdays and Thursdays for ambassadorship roles?
Tis a shame you live in Europe. If you were an American you could consider running for president. I understand that a decent candidate would have a real good chance of winning this coming election. The last poll I read said that 67% of voters weren't happy with any of the current candidates. So with both apples and pie, you bring good credentials to the podium.
It's never too late to start! I retired to homestead on the slopes of Mauna Loa, an active volcano. I relate snippets of my endeavor on my blog : www.kaufarmer.blogspot.com
Perhaps you can use your apples/pie to pay other users to ghost-write posts for you, and collect even MORE imaginary currency! Leverage that wealth!
'Theoretically this level of creeping Orwellian dynamics should ramp up our awareness, but what happens instead is that each alert becomes less and less effective because we're incredibly stupid.' - Jerry Holkins
Did you notice that your new PIE super powers allow you to highlight one thread with PIE (does not cost PIE), so that the ...something computery... ups the priority of that thread and gives it more attention?
Also, gifting PIE also increases the priority of the thread.