A campfire wipes an entire town off the face of the map in California, and they have a kids toy that includes a camp fire and gasoline can. Take a look at the wild look in the kids eyes and it is easy to ascertain this is a toy designed to bring out the arsonist in every kid. That is to say nothing about all the fail videos on Youtube I watched involving bonfires and gasoline cans. Goodness, they could not even include real logs but had to have ENDURA logs.
And they took Bugs Bunny off TV because he was somehow wrong?
(Insert shaking of the head emoji here)
As a full-time farmer, I do my best work with a hoe, but what does that say about my wife Katie?
I believe that's a "prank box" that you can put your real present in. Amazon link
Now I have to get one
"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"
They also have fake gift boxes for a "spit and slide" and a "plant urinal" among others. My nephews are at the gross humor age (actually so is their father) where they would be disappointed those weren't the real gifts. 😜 Although the look on my sister's face would be worth it.
Oh look ma. Fuses for easy lighting included. Because gasoline is too difficult for children to get started.
I get the humor but do we really need this product? Half of Gatlinburg & a large chunk of the Smokey Mountains burned to a crisp 2 years ago at Christmas. Not young kids but teens. Video captured on their own cell phones. Not funny.
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If you are using a wood chipper, you are doing it wrong. Even on this tiny ad:
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