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When I made the Ever play a game of questions? thread, it somehow evolved into a rhyme fest.  So with that in mind, the rules of this thread are simple.  Make up two lines that rhyme about the post above yours.  If you somehow cross posts with someone, don't worry about it just enjoy the hilarity.

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Somehow our questions turned into rhymes
Remember, bad puns mean the end of times

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Rob Lineberger wrote:Somehow our questions turned into rhymes
Remember, bad puns mean the end of times



The end of times means no more bees
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The end of times means no more bees
Good thing we can count on permies!



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Daniel, you're first to post in this thread.
You walk the talk.  That gives you cred.  

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Rob from NC is pretty legit himself
He's got way too many spices for his shelf
 
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Though her drains run anti-clockwise,
Tereza has observant eyes

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At least her drains run, I say,
I had to call a plumber today.

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I also called the library,
because the library had called me!

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The book is for my mom, I do not know,
but I think it's discussing UFOs

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Mom's been interested in aliens lately
possibly she's trying to understand me

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Its a worthy goal to understand.  
Here's hoping aliens don't lend a hand.

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Maybe the aliens will help heal the land
It would be amazing, totally grand.

“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.” — Abraham Lincoln

 
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This alien-healed land you've seen
gives new meaning to going green.

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Then we bask in the sun, and bathed in the rain
People lived in peace free from suffering and pain

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If we heal the soil and bring back the bees,
maybe we won't need the help of E. T.s?

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I gathered leaves today and will get more later
My garden is a haven for any pollinator

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Say no more, I already gave in.
Let's get these bees into your haven.

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We're getting a hive for bees, next spring,
Which ones should we get, to house in the thing?

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You definitely need bees that dance!
Have open auditions, give all of them a chance!

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When I was young I used to dance a lot
Now, in my old age, shaky legs are all I got.
 
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Old, shaky legs and creaky bones are just fine
The wisdom that comes from their travels rivals that of Einstein

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It's a shame Einsteindidn't come up with a cure -
Ya think these ol' joints could be fixed with manure?

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On a cure Einstein was never dared.
He was too busy coming up with E=mc²
 
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Energy, mass, and the speed of light
Guess it was Einstein's turn to watch the 2-year old that night

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Some people call that phase the terrible twos.
When they become teens? I've got bad news....

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Their bodies are invaded by aliens, when they become teens
They're brought back in their 20s, and return as human beings.

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In my mind, the 20s were all about flapper dresses,
That and having bobbed tresses.

The wishbone never could replace the backbone.

 
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Bobbing for apples is classic fun,
Bobbing for frogs, that's a weirder one

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I bobbed for frogs now I have to ad lib it
If I try to speak all I do is.... RIBBIT!

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Some like frogs for the delicacy of their legs,
but give me my hens and their tasty fresh eggs.
 
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My breakfast eggs are decidedly pale,
Buying from the store is SUCH a fail.

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You need some chickens in your neighborhood!
Maybe a co-op to raise a big brood!

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Brooding over the patriarchy’s myopia
We rebel by creating a permie utopia
 
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Some of us really like the patriarchal way
"Vive la difference!" is what I have to say

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"Live, and let live" is an honorable creedo.
Unless you're wearing crocs with your Speedo.

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A speedo and crocs is truly quite quirky,
But, keep hold of your tongue, or you're going to seem jerky.

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Although here Speedos are de rigueur on the beach
I often feel I should wash my eyes out with bleach
 
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Unfortunately some things cannot be unseen
Cover that up! My daughter's only 13!

(Best thread ever, Rob)

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Thirteen is a sensitive age.
One moment? An angel.  The next? A rampage!

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