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Jocelyn Campbell
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While I was out of town, my kids bought some gourds to decorate the table. I was surprised, until they said it was because of this:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers

Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

 
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Ahhh tyty, mhm laughed till I peed,,, outdoors of course. lmao

Seriously still laughing. lol Glad I peed already. lol
 
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Oh hell, I just hurt myself from laughing so hard (no pissing tho).

Must learn more about this Colin Nissan person - I may have a new hero.
 
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Glad my kids aren't the only ones with humor like that! They stayed pretty mellow with the gourds - just a basket on the table. So far, anyway.
 
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"I'm going to...carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker".
Heeheeheee, hahahaha...
 
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Came across this thread; it made me laugh last time and since it's the season for many of you...
 
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"all haphazard like a crisp October breeze blew through and fucked that shit up"

God now I'm going to have to start writing like that. just what I needed, another bad influence.

"Felonies and Gourds both have one very important commonality: they're both extremely fucking real"

That nearly a thought of the day right there
 
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It's fall (again)!
 
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Reviving this thread again. I must say I FAR prefer decorating with gourds than with this...this...<ahem!> glitter-skirt thing.

It lights up and the glitter moves around like a lava lamp.

Gourds over glitter any day!!
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glitter skirt fall decor
 
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And Fall means Halloween!
 
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ahahahahahahaha I am dying, i loved that!!!

For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.


I'll just leave this here:



if you think that this picture is creepy as hell, just imagine those gourd motherfuckers standing at your height, looking you in straight in the eye.


 
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Cassie Langstraat wrote:ahahahahahahaha I am dying, i loved that!!!

YAY! I'd love to string gourd necklaces with you some time!

Cassie Langstraat wrote:if you think that this picture is creepy as hell, just imagine those gourd motherfuckers standing at your height, looking you in straight in the eye.

Um, alrighty then. I'm glad I'm not alone in finding <ahem!> different types of artistic expression. Those are a bit...strange!

 
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Cassie Langstraat wrote:
if you think that this picture is creepy as hell, just imagine those gourd motherfuckers standing at your height, looking you in straight in the eye.


Oh, snap. Another fall-related creepy doll thing?
These used to give me night terrors:





Uggh, even the lady who wrote the how-to book looks like she wants to keep me tied up in a basement for a few weeks before she eats me:

 
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Someone read this thread and gave me gourds!

Fuck-yeah!!

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