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I heard this on the radio today.  Fantastic.

cow vs chicken

Whereas the cow is a mammal and the chicken is a bird, be it resolved that the cow is superior to the chicken. Comedians Nikki Payne and Mike Wilmot are breaking all the rurals as they argue in favour of their favourite farm animal.


 
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Mike Wilmot said: "Cow meat remains number one, and just as is! Cut it in half and grill 'er up, beef tartar! That's a raw cow, you can eat it! Raw chicken, dead in a week."

Bourdain ate chicken sashimi over a decade ago - still alive today.
 
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That's one vote in favour of chicken.

Here's another one.

 
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r ranson wrote:I heard this on the radio today.  Fantastic.

cow vs chicken

Whereas the cow is a mammal and the chicken is a bird, be it resolved that the cow is superior to the chicken. Comedians Nikki Payne and Mike Wilmot are breaking all the rurals as they argue in favour of their favourite farm animal.




A chicken would respond thusly: 'Who cares about cows! Nobody talks about the Cow that crossed the road, eh? Needless to say, we should all be thankful that cows DON'T fly!'

 
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Bourdain ate chicken sashimi over a decade ago - still alive today. 

not any more, but it wasn't the sashimi chicken that killed him.

a cow can give you beef and milk and if you tan the hide it can give you shoes and chaps.

a chicken can give you meat, eggs, pillows, bone whistles, if it was a rooster it can give you fly tying materials to catch fish.
 
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