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the right to use arms

 
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It seems so easy!
 
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The skeptic in me can see how he rotates a bit to his right when not using arms . Note the raised cloth on his butt , probably suspended. The believer in me thinks this guy is a real badass and we need to find out where he lives. We can not mess with these people.
 
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What!?! it is not real!
 
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My guess is that there is a piece of spring steel sticking out from the cargo container.
 
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I'm thinking he's a person with a strongly magnetic personality and he's using that power to exert influence over the earth's magnetic field.

.....or not.  
 
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He used to hang out with Michael Jackson.

 
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Man, I need to seriously step up my fitness program!
 
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Well, I've mastered the "face down on the ground" part. I guess that's a start.
 
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Douglas Alpenstock wrote:Well, I've mastered the "face down on the ground" part. I guess that's a start.


Haha....I'm betting you'd be excellent at the down stroke portion too Douglas!
 
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I'd be planting a seed with the spare arm(s). Stacking functions you know.
 
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Douglas Alpenstock wrote:I'd be planting a seed with the spare arm(s). Stacking functions you know.


Inquiring minds want to know how you move down the row....
 
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The ability not to bear....anything.
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It's an old training video for aspiring porn stars.
 
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Dc Stewart wrote:It's an old training video for aspiring porn stars.



As a longtime fan of Tenacious D's childish sketches, you've reminded me of the skit about "male" bird push ups.  
"All you need is one."

I could link a yt vid, but I'll not.

 
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Pearl Sutton wrote:

Douglas Alpenstock wrote:I'd be planting a seed with the spare arm(s). Stacking functions you know.


Inquiring minds want to know how you move down the row....


Real men chop and drop with their teeth. I'd turn my head, grab the adjacent weeds, and yoink myself over. Pulling the weeds out by the root creates the perfect divot for planting fresh seed. Stacking functions x3.
 
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