Rusty - on the subject of carp - I once bought one from the market, apparently not alive. Doing my civic duty, feral carp removal from our waterways, one at a time. Got it home, put it on the bench to scale and fillet it, when it started flopping about. So much for that! Wish I had your "recipe" then.
Deane - I like broccoli - but hate brussels sprouts - only way I can tolerate them is covered in cheese sauce.
Thom - I'm with you on that one. Tedious to make and worse to eat.
Christopher - I bet you are welcome at many dinner parties!
Tim - you get my apple for today

Everything is better with bacon.