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“It’s said war—war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road—has reached its end.”

 
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Pretty much summarizes my 4 decades of attempts.... ;-)
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“The most important decision we make is whether we believe we live in a friendly or hostile universe.”― Albert Einstein

 
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My lady told me "I'm getting rid of you as soon as you can't pick up heavy things."

A build too cool to miss:Mike's GreenhouseA great example:Joseph's Garden
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He told me...

Blessings,

Alana

 
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Alana Rose wrote:He told me...

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"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
~ Chevy Chase

"Things that will destroy man: Politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; worship without sacrifice." -- Mohandas Gandhi

 
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In my 20’s, I had probably the best romantic relationship thus far in my lifetime. I’m repeating and reframing this joke of his. He was intelligent, creative, funny, and fun. (His wit and competitive nature also helped me improve my best ever scrabble score.)

But “Sometimes he made me feel good and sometimes he made me falafel.”

:)

Blessings,

Alana

 
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Relationship goals right here

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"You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body."
-Leela, Futurama

Devoured by giant spiders without benefit of legal counsel isn't called "justice" where I come from!
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“It’s said war—war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road—has reached its end.”

 
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Caught this on the web recently.

Don't marry the one you love!  Marry the one whom loves you.  I have found that to be very true.
 
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I saw this at one of my local thrift stores:

I found it to be quite funny! (Too expensive though and not sure I want to be putting those attitudes/vibes in my home, even as a single person.)
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Singleness can be puzzling at times…
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Jack Edmondson wrote:Caught this on the web recently.

Don't marry the one you love!  Marry the one whom loves you.  I have found that to be very true.



I’m trying to figure out why this one bugs me haha. It’s been on my mind since I came across it. I think being a compassionate person that has loved many, I always wanted them to just love me back. Obviously not healthy and never happened how I wanted it to. Thank goodness haha! But it makes me think, how does this work? Does this person loving you know you don’t love them as much, but they will do? Or are you saying it mostly will turn into you loving them more because you let them love you? I think maybe a good saying could be “ love the one that tolerates you the best”. Maybe you have more to add that will help clarify this if I misconstrued it.

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Source: https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe
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I’m not married… yet… but I can relate
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“It’s said war—war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road—has reached its end.”

 
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It has been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who gets tied up.

….give me coffee to do the things I can and bourbon to accept the things I can’t.

 
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Change can be good.
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Alana, I love that!🦋 Especially because she has the galaxy in her wings!
 
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"I’m the quiet type of guy that will surprise you when they decide to talk."
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Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using the whole chicken.

The wishbone never could replace the backbone.

 
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Betty Garnett wrote:

Jack Edmondson wrote:Caught this on the web recently.

Don't marry the one you love!  Marry the one whom loves you.  I have found that to be very true.



I’m trying to figure out why this one bugs me haha. It’s been on my mind since I came across it. I think being a compassionate person that has loved many, I always wanted them to just love me back. Obviously not healthy and never happened how I wanted it to. Thank goodness haha! But it makes me think, how does this work? Does this person loving you know you don’t love them as much, but they will do? Or are you saying it mostly will turn into you loving them more because you let them love you? I think maybe a good saying could be “ love the one that tolerates you the best”. Maybe you have more to add that will help clarify this if I misconstrued it.

 
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